Saturday, January 9, 2010

Texas Custom Homes Joke Of The Day: Texas Cowboy?

Joke of the day: Texas Cowboy? - texas custom homes

A cowboy from Texas to Wyoming to visit, enters a bar and ordered three cups of beer. It is located on the back of the room, took a sip after each of the series. When you're done, return to the bar and orders three more.

The waiter came and said the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.

The cowboy replies, "Well, look, I have two brothers. One of them is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we left at home in Texas, we promised that this kind of commemoration of the day, if we drink drink together. Then I drink a beer for each of my brothers and me. "

The bartender admits that this is a custom of Nice, and there can be. The cowboy becomes a regular drink at the bar and always the same. Orders and drinks to make three cups.

One day he comes and orders only two cups. All the regulars notice and stop. When you return to the bar to the second round, the bartendersaid: "I do not want to push you on your grief, but I offer my condolences for this loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light in his eyes and laughed. Oh no, everyone is great, "he explains," is that my wife and I joined the Baptist church and stop drinking.

"It has no impact on my brothers though."

2 comments:

Jay Argentina gots no dirt said...

freaking awesome ... my uncle (who is) a Baptist family methidous Bautista has some great alcohol

OLLIE said...

(Asterisk) joke there is a million dollars!

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